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fantasticsteve:

phoenicis-nido:

riordam:

Cough basalisk cough

fifteen fucking feet AND 2,502 POUNDS ARE YOU SHITTING ME

what if he was friendly and carried his friends on his back you know his name not his story

So if we put a chicken egg under a toad for 30 days we get one of these? I can sorta see why the heir to slytherin wanted one 

fantasticsteve:

phoenicis-nido:

riordam:

Cough basalisk cough

fifteen fucking feet AND 2,502 POUNDS ARE YOU SHITTING ME

what if he was friendly and carried his friends on his back you know his name not his story

So if we put a chicken egg under a toad for 30 days we get one of these? I can sorta see why the heir to slytherin wanted one 

misha-hates-you:

amandafiske:

amandafiske:

This needs to be seen by everyone.

I posted this yesterday and wow this spread fast

im crying. literally.  like a baby.

signal boosting this through teary vision

Glug glug glug

its hidben

face plants

hic

territorialcreep:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

aliencupcake:

azzandra:

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

sexartandpolitics:

Study: Free birth control leads to way fewer abortions - CBS News
Way fewer.

NO. WAY.

—BB

Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions.

IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET

IN RELATED NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN.

NOW OVER TO JIM WITH THE SPORTS REPORT
“WELL BOB IT APPEARS BASKETBALL IS INDEED PLAYED WITH A BASKET. AND A BALL.”

territorialcreep:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

aliencupcake:

azzandra:

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

sexartandpolitics:

Study: Free birth control leads to way fewer abortions - CBS News

Way fewer.

NO. WAY.

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—BB

Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions.

IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET

IN RELATED NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN.

NOW OVER TO JIM WITH THE SPORTS REPORT

“WELL BOB IT APPEARS BASKETBALL IS INDEED PLAYED WITH A BASKET. AND A BALL.”

chilicurry:

fatalcookies:

msrooneymara:

jeuxdeau:

This is why there’s a shield between them on the Australian coat of arms.

 #meanwhile in australia

WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING WITH THAT EMU

I love how the other one is like “oh not again, Steve, come on. Let’s be rational. No, Steve, no— sigh there he goes.”

maybe whoever loses gets eaten?
Australia where you can eat both the national animals, also crocodiles

whovianallover:

fyeahdeansass:

rachotamer:

fuckyeahnightbloggers:

Dude it’s like Australia is nightblogging in a country

I am Australian and I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

ALL of it.

oh my gosh the milk one im crying its so legit ive never felt so patriotic

I love carmello koala’s so yummy
and milo its sooo good

yonderdarling:

lightwormlegacy:

furyofthetimelords:

yonderdarling:

shewholovestoburnthings:

capaldi-12is2spooky:

theadventuresofkodpiece:

sex-god-daddy-egbert:

Say
"Oh, give me a home among the gum trees"
to an Australian.

I fucking dare you.

with lots plum trees

a sheep or two

and a kangaroo

clothelines out the back

verandah out the front

and an old rocking chair

and the most australian version of it, ever-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-1Gvlskxv8

Theres a dance that goes with it
that you learn in primary school

cuddlykitt:

meowpurrnom:

Say hello to my Eeveelution frozen cocktail menu!Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrupVaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, SpriteJolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rimFlareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color)Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, SpriteUmbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juiceGlaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rimLeafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decorationSylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrup

WANTS!

cuddlykitt:

meowpurrnom:

Say hello to my Eeveelution frozen cocktail menu!

Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrup
Vaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, Sprite
Jolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rim
Flareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color)
Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, Sprite
Umbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juice
Glaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rim
Leafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decoration
Sylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrup

WANTS!

If Tumblr was a school

candylandtimelord:

tomhiddlestonappreciationblog:

rosesforjuliet:

English:

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Maths:

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Chemistry:

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Biology:

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Physics:

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Ethics:

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Engineering:

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Physical Education (gym/P.E):

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History:

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Geography:

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Political studies:

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Students at the school:

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After looking at this I realised that over half of the student population would be female

I am a history teacher. I like this post.

And still teenagers will have a sexual attraction to their male professors. Brilliant!

sylphoftime:

i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” 

meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up on ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”